United space Marine corps

Well this is the united space Marine corps having some down time.

 

Well when this alien trys to nursb out of his chest he won't be able to do it but if he did the Marine would get up and say it's just a mear fleash wound

 

The VA would want more proof for any disability....

 

"Just a chest-burster, Sir. I've had worse."

 

here's some 600mg tabs of Motrin. Take two every 4 hours for pain. Oh, and drink a lot of water...

 

Oddly, I think I see something of a problem.....

 

So if the Air Force are Zoomies

What in the world are these space drives called?

 

if its the Coast guard, coasties
the Navy, naval LINT or Long-range interplanetary nuclear task-force
Marines, Maroonies

 

New Uniforms

 

Just what we need, another useless Gov. Agency we cannot afford, have no use for, and will serve no purpose! We cannot even fund the 5 branches of Military we allready have, I know, let's build another branch, yea, that's the ticket!

 

There are, currently, 7 uniformed services - folks tend to forget the Public Health Service - the Surgeon general really is - a General.

#7? - Why the NOAA Commissioned Corps. - all about boats and maps and stuff...

 

Are the Coasties still a military service? they are under homeland security and no longer treasury....