Upon arriving at the Feed Store in cattle country what is your first clue a storm is on the way?

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  1. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Here is the clue.
    You ask for Breeder Cubes aka Cow Cubes.
    And they started loading these. DSCF3081.JPG


    And here is the answer below, for this is what was in the sacks.
    So what does this have to do with bad weather in Cattle Country?
    DSCF3082.JPG

    That's the Punch Line, see if you can guess what it is!
     
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    I would guess made from animal proteins! Sort of cannibalistic, feeding cow to a cow! LOL
     
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  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Nope!
    Look at the picture on the Feed Sack.
     
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  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Ah............

    LOL
     
  5. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    The answer comes from experience in both the area and cattle.
     
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  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    So, for those of us who are not smart... :mad: What's the punch line?
     
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  7. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Dammit! Where is @Thunder5Ranch when we need him?
    I have no idea...……..
     
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  8. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Nothing to do with smart, only experience to time ,place and a certain type of animal.
     
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  9. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    We can wait.
    The storm will be here on Monday.
    Hourly Forecast for Monday 03/04
    Overcast. High 36F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.


    Monday Night 03/04
    0% / 0 in
    A few clouds. Low 21F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.


     
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  10. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    Hows about those sacks of feed are intended for sheep, goats n llamas.. They eat different forage than cows..
    Cold storm coming? Want to feed the cows hotter feed so they will fight off the cold weather.
    Right? Wrong??
     
  11. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    I guess the younger crowd from San Francisco would catch on, but I doubt if many of that crowd are on the forum tonight. Old joke, never ask old timer why he needs two pairs of boots when he goes to the sheep barn. Some of the jokes from 70 years ago would not make it past the mods.
     
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  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Got my knee boots hahaha
     
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  13. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Muck boots have come along way since the days of 2 pairs of boots! LOL
    Muck's for the 3 seasons, and Matterhorn's for winter!
     
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  14. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Wrong
     
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  15. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    I await your enlightenment.. Always willing to receive knowledge from an old hand.. Never can tell when it will come in handy..
     
  16. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    1, Breeder Cubes are a cooked extruded vegetable product.
    2. This means they vary in water content and are sacked in a breathable paper sack.
    3. Missing the paper sack and being in a waterproof sack used for dried grains meant the Feed Mill ran out of paper sacks, storm was coming and a run on feed.
    4. Because there was a run on Cattle feed due to the past storms and the coming storm plastic sacks were used.
    5. The Feed Mill let the seller know and attached the proper 20% protein signage tag.

    So events produced a clear sign to me a storm was gonna happen and I opened a sack before I loaded to check the product.

    I keep no more than a 12day supply of Cow Cake to prevent mold and I top vent my feed bins.

    Just something you learn.

    SHTF and folks will not learn such things in time and over or under buy if stock is available.
     
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  17. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Hope everything fare's well through the Storm and glad I'm not running cattle or stock of any kind... :D
     
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  18. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Sorry, my mind was in the gutter with all the old "sheep" jokes that the cattlemen always used to tell, mighty nice looking ewe though.:whistle:
     
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  19. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Why not just poke a hole in the top of the sack so it can breathe ?
     
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  20. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    You'd still just have a mass of mildewed cow cake.
     
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