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USS BJ Clinton

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Dec 31, 2005.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

    The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

    As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

    The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    hehehe. If they ever put fire in those tubes, Seacowboys is toast if he's in the pilot house --
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :D
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Needed a bump.
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    So many lines...

    so little time...

    This being good is hard...


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