Valentines Day Bargain

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Ladies, this is absolutely your smartest move this Valentines Day. First off, it's an absolute bargain. You see, for years your man has been buying you jewelry, flowers, and other expensive gifts for Valentines Day, and you have been getting him... a card? Add this up, and you will see that rifle and scope is but a mere fraction of everything you have received over the years.

    Next off, he's been planning to buy it anyway and probably already has several thousand dollars stashed in his garage or workshop where he hides his booze and other guy stuff. He'll spend about half of it on ammo, and the other half on a nice vacation to show you his appreciation.

    Now consider what your next Valentine's Day is going to be like. His response will be epic. Epic.

    If he was previously going to bars, that's now a thing of the past. Just do an Internet search on the price of 50 cal ammo and reloading components and you will understand.

    Finally, he will never forget this. Any time in the future, for any gifting occasion, all you need to do is ask him about his Barret. The gift list just got upgraded two spots.

    Ladies, this is in your best interest. Do it. Do it this year. Do it NOW!
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2017
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Do it Now....!!!! [chopper]
  3. Mountain mama

    Mountain mama Monkey++

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  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    My wife pretended not to get it..... [violin]
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  5. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator


    a matched pair is better than just one

    hers and his ;) :D
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2017
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  6. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Great idea! Wife is getting a link.
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  7. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    every monkey needs one or two ;)

    why stop at two? :lol:
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2017
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Only two arms and hands to shoot with --?

    (Not all monkeys have prehensile toes.)
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  9. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    My wife got it! She was all for it until she looked up the price, then the silly laugh, and the "I need a new Car" before you need another rifle!!!! Oh well, maybe after the new ( gently used) car! Never mind the Thousands in shoes, dresses, and handbags!!! LOL
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Someday figure out how much an inch of clothes costs, then measure the length hanging in the closet and the depth in the drawers. Sit down before you calculate the cost.
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  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Blue sky smiling at me
    Nothing but blue sky do I see!

    To quote Willie Nelson singing stardust
  12. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Save a lot more money and don't get mixed up with women to begin with, and save your sanity too.
    Truth be told, it's not a balancing contest.'ll never win. are not suppose to win'
    3. if you win you lose.
    4. be satisfied with the fact, your not going to win.
    you might be right, but your still sleeping on the couch.
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