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Vampire Bat

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jan 16, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Vampire Bats
    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

    OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I ****ing didn't"​
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    good one!
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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