Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'

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  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
    Thursday, January 12, 2006

    MINNEAPOLIS — One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

    Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on — when else? — Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

    "I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

    "Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

    In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

    Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

    Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

    Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."



    Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.

    He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well may not agree with some of his personal (religious) views but have to say I like his platform, get busted for rape, terrorism (both if legitimately defined) or pushing dope on kids and get a stick shoved up your azz and planted in front of the court house. What can I say like some of his ideas! b::
     
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