Veterans Day Army

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was
    drafted by the Army. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" />

    On his first day in basic, the Army issued him a
    comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

    On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
    the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

    On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been
    looking for Herman now for 51 years.

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