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WalMart Greeter...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

    "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."[​IMG]
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


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