A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was five, ten, or fifteen minutes late. But, he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day, he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome!" "Yes, I know Boss, and I'm working on it.""Well, good -- you're a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say, if you came in late there?" "They said, "Good Morning, General!"