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Walmart Greeter....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was five, ten, or fifteen minutes late. But, he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

    Finally, one day, he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome!"

    "Yes, I know Boss, and I'm working on it.""Well, good -- you're a team player.
    That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say, if you came in late there?"

    "They said, "Good Morning, General!"

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [flag] Salute!
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Aim high!
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