Want to get yourself 'enhanced'......?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seawolf1090, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

  2. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    99.9999999% of us are trying to make ours smaller - who hasn't been asked that infamous question "does this make my butt look big?"
  3. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Only in da hood
  4. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

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  5. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    How do you know that?lol
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  6. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    That is beyond sick and wrong...
  7. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    Cause I'm an old dude and when your old we we tell jokes about the stuff...

    Q: What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
    A: A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.

    Q: Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra?
    A: When they get an erection, they point north.
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  8. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    The TV commerical says if an erection last more than 4 hours seed medical attention, who needs the help the man or the woman?
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  9. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    Are you kidding me.. if I had an erection last more than 4 hours...
    I'm calling every lady who ever dumped me and say Naner naner naner!!!
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  10. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I'd advertise a short time special.
  11. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    Couldn't afford one of those bouncy balls? You know, with the handle that kids use. (some of us older kids too)

    OOPS,,uh, what does he/she use for the handle?
  12. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+++

    And I thought Fix-A-Flat was used in just boob jobs.
  13. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    seems to me these women should have had the injections into their heads
    at least put something in there to fill the void
  14. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+++

  15. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member


    Poor guy.
  16. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+++

    It was the only luvin Gunkid could find.
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  17. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

  18. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    why dont they just melt some old milk jugs and pour it over their face
    then they can have a permanent plastic face without makeup
  19. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Once upon a time....not so very long ago, some cretins were doing "plastic surgery" in their homes basement! (Florida)
    They used GE 50 year silicone for breast implants...
    Seems the patient died! ( after a bit of suffering I might add)
    Go figure!
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  20. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    "What price beauty?"

    Really gotta wonder at the mentality of people willing to have such horrors done to themselves.........

    The I look at 'extreme piercing'..... sheesh. [loco]
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