Warning Label:

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  2. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Don't touch. Hot.
  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I was going to say occasional tripping hazard. But I asked my son and he said my label would say paranoid. Really?? I do not see it.
  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I'm inclined to shoot stupidity. So don't do it!
  5. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    He's probably just trying to make you feel defensive so he can take advantage of you...

    PS...with regard to the tripping hazard, I didn't think anyone used hallucinogenics any more...
  6. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    "Contents Under Pressure"
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  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Best thread ever. I need to think of a serious one now instead of nonsense. Hmm. [afro]
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  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Spontaneous/ Internal combustion if provoked
    Fuse sustained 72~later
  9. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    He has me paranoid that I am paranoid.... :LOL:

    No comment on the PS....:cool:
  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Ok serious this time. Contains nuts.
  11. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    What can I say? I'm a child of the '60s
  12. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Danger: High Voltage

    That, or else Out of Order
  13. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Caution: Gorilla Suit Contains Real Gorilla.
  14. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    dangerous area enter at own risk
  15. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    or warning you are now in range
  16. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If women came with a warning label men would be too interested in the packaging to read it.
  17. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Do not feed the troll.
    Alcohol may intensify effect.
    Slippery when wet.
    No warranty expressed or implied.
    Batteries, beers and buds not included.
    ALL Rights Reserved and defended with projectiles.
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    OOC - Do Not Energize
    (Out of commission)
  19. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  20. Tempstar

    Tempstar Old and crochety Site Supporter+

    Falling Rocks
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