Sigh. It could have been worse. The bottle could have broken on the first try, sliced off his nose and gouged out one eye. Then, of course, he would probably have dropped the broken bottle, fallen to his knees in agony, and cut a patellar tendon neatly in two, thus ending his sports career long before it got to the cereal endorsements.
Tough? Not so sure, but definitively a Dumbmass. Not just a simple dumbmass, but more. Even more than a Special dumbmass. This is The Supreme Dumbmass! I am surprised he has not yet declared he is running for US President as a Democrat.
Strong like bull, smart like tractor - with a bit of dain brammage going on now. This needs to be included in the Olympics and participation encouraged from the youngest age on up amongst our Liberal brethren...
Which was dumber? Hank Johnson or the dude trying to break a beer bottle on his head. I think Hank Johnson tried that stunt several times and because he never broke a bottle they elected him to Congress.
I've been rip snortin' drunk at various times in my life, never tried anything quite that stupid. Wonder how many painful head lumps that guy woke up with...on top of a hangover the size of the Washington Monument?
That has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a loooong time. The guy had the intelligence of a rock but unfortunately that didn't make his head one. Literally, the most stupidest person I have ever seen...but funny! LOL!
