We haven't haven't done this in a while.... Yard Dart!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Motomom34, Mar 25, 2019.

  1. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    We haven't had a birthday thread in ages so.............

    @Yard Dart Happy Birthday sheriff! commun.


    Take time to celebrate your day.

  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    BREAKING: Global warming spike in Washington State tracked to excessive birthday candles.

    Happy Birthday YD!
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey


    Thats the extent of my singing abilities, and i broke two windows and a cofveve mug!
    Happy B-day Yard Dart!
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  4. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yes, Happy B'Day! Let us know how you made out on presents!
  5. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Thought ya might like a banana cake for your birthday...


    Happy Birthday--and a whole bunch more!
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  6. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  7. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Is it true that you were cabin boy on Noah’s ark?
    Happy Birthday!!!
  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Thank you everybody!!!!!
    Another day down, many more to come...!!!!! [chopper]
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I am not as old as Ghrit....thanks. :(
    Only 51.... but still thinking I am 29 or so. :)
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  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    My wife has trained me that there are no presents on this day..... but I do get range time this weekend!!!!!
  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well Happy Birthday YD !
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    51? A mere pup, and I am not the oldest monkey in this zoo by several years.

    That said, I witnessed the mountains wearing away into dirt and the first fish that crawled out onto land. (Or at least I think I remember that. Or maybe saw it all in the bottom of a glass.)

    Heh. Jinxed that, I did.
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2019
  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    No wonder i like you. I'm a march baby too!
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  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Happy Day Sir
    51 is a dream age , look after yurself .
    Glad ya didn't need to sign in with age here.
    Same here YD , Wife & I don't do presents , she gets what she wants & I beg ! ;)
  15. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    Happy birthday Yard Dart
    I also was born in March, 3-3-43
    How many monkeys born in March?
  16. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Happy Birthday YD,,,,
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  17. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I am a March 3 baby also.
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  18. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

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  19. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    MotoMom34, have you ever been called a March child ?
    My mother said that people born in March were different and not a really good different.
    She called me her wild child, said I bounced from one thing to another. But I’m sure you are not that way,just me.
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  20. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    March 3 is Girl's Day. See Hanzo's thread. I know a guy on another site that is 3/3 also. Never been called March child but my Mom called me rotten occasionally. :LOL::whistle:
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