We men are easy to please ..... Ladys? .... well?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Nov 21, 2013.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    How to impress a woman:
    • Wine her,
    • Dine her,
    • Call her,
    • Hug her,
    • Support her,
    • Hold her,
    • Surprise her,
    • Compliment her,
    • Smile at her,
    • Listen to her,
    • Laugh with her,
    • Cry with her,
    • Romance her,
    • Encourage her,
    • Believe in her,
    • Pray with her,
    • Pray for her,
    • Cuddle with her,
    • Shop with her,
    • Give her jewelry,
    • Buy her flowers,
    • Hold her hand,
    • Write love letters to her,
    • Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
    How to impress a man:
    • Show up naked...Bring food...Don't block the TV

     
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  2. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    You forgot the beer!
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    You forgot- Like her family & pay her bill's. :eek:
     
  4. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    And the beer..
     
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Yes don't forget the beer.....[beer]
     
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  6. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Afraid would have to seek out a replacement if the beer had been forgottan.. Have to maintain standards after all!
     
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  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Tac;

    Sounds like a high-maintenance chick to me. Dump her. Find one that brings you food and beer.
     
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  8. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Thats right... Tracy has it right!
     
  9. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    LOL, I found a girl who knows what men truly want. She brought me home another woman and they were both naked and I quote the exact words out of her mouth "men are so easy to please"
    lol.
     
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  10. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Mom & Daughter I'm assuming ..enloopo
     
  11. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Been there myself, Loop. lol.

    And I dunno about "Cry with her", Tac. o_O

    Definitely must bring beer...especially if she's a talker.
     
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  12. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    Yes! Beer must be involved..
     
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