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Weather Report

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 12, 2011.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    The weather with Al Brokor.

    And now for today's weather. Al?

    Al- Thank you Meredith
    Brokor- You establishment puppet

    Al- The National Weather Service has issued a major winter storm warning for parts of New England
    Brokor-So they can cover up their chemtrail experiments. Don't you ask yourself why they don't want people traveling in that area?

    Al-but there is no evidence of any snow falling and the temperature gauges in that region haven't been certified as correct so this is all wild conjecture.
    Brokor-The fact that the gauges haven't been certified proves that the NWO doesn't want us to know what the temperature is.

    Al-There are widespread reports of flooding in the South East. But just because someone reported it on the local television station doesn't prove anything.
    Brokor- It proves that the media is controlled and a propaganda arm of the government!

    Al-There was a rare earthquake in Western Kentucky. Or so some people claim. But was it really an earthquake or did someone bump the table that the rictor scale sat on and someone else jumped to that conclusion.
    Brokor- And what's in Western Kentucky? Does Fort Knox ring a bell ? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

    Al-The forecast, if you can put any faith in that, calls for clear and sunny skies around the D.C. area this weekend. But I'll believe that when I see it
    Brokor-Sure the rest of the country is in a deep freeze but Obama gets to play golf. And you think the government doesn't control the weather. Right!

    Al-Despite recent alleged rain in the Midwest farmers say that the winter wheat crop is still in danger if they don't get some much needed precipitation.
    But the USDA can't confirm that and until their mid year report comes out and is certified by Washington then it is all just conjecture and fear mongering.
    Brokor-If you control the food supply you control the sheeple!! ADM is owned by the Rothschilds and Prince Charles, the worlds top Mason and a population reduction proponent is on it's board of directors. Coincidence? I think not.

    Al-That's the weather in your part of the world, maybe, nobody can really prove it, back to you Meredith
    Brokor-You elitist, NWO, CFR, Bilderberger boot licking, media WHORE!!

  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    [fnny] LOL...
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Reinforce your brollies, kiddies, that ain't water falling --

  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    It's past brollies break out the bumbershoots...
  5. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Hip waders and a canoe come to mind...
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    [applaud]We definately got two very intelligent alpha-dogs there and they are chained where their bite can't reach but their pissers can.
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