Wedgie Assaults on the rise in Florida

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Mindgrinder, Jan 14, 2013.


  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

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  2. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless Site Supporter

    There's only 1 way to stop this senseless violence... ban pants!
     
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  3. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    I second the motion.
    To the Roboma Signature Rubber Stamper-thingy Machine!
     
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  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Were those the dangerous 5.11 tactical assault jeans?
     
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  5. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Look man....CLEARLY the high-capacity boxer shorts are also part of the problem...
    Mandatory enviro-friendly green thongs would go a long way to making the TSAs job more enjoyable. If you disagree and refuse to wax...you sir...are a Hairorrist.
     
  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Somehow I don't think he gives wedgies to the bros in the 'hood. :rolleyes:
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    He won't give me two, I guarantee.
     
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  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Ok...so I guess I'm taking this SHTF thing waaaay too far...

     
  9. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Until I read the article, I thought he was giving wedgies to thong 2 piece suits. ;)
     
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  10. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Ok well it's true...my vids are not as mentally ill as his.

    "I trust you!"






    If I had the upper body strength....maybe.

    Awesome Videos - YouTube

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  11. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless Site Supporter

    [LMAO]

    Desperate times call for desperate measures. However, I'm afraid that the worst is yet to come...

    The true test of your resolve will be when they come to your house, looking for your long johns, and you have to answer the door naked from the waist down, and proclaim in a convincing voice, "I don't have any pants!"
     
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  12. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    If someone grabbed my lady; I'd remember how to hurt people.

    Just to train him to stand real still as she slapped him silly.
     
  13. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    If I loaded 30 (2 1/2 dozen) pickled eggs into my stomach and some of those y2k3 pickled turnips into my guts...I assure you...when SHTF...it'll be classified a bio attack.
    They might get the long johns...but it'll be mutually assured disgustion.

    HUZZAH!
     
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