Look man....CLEARLY the high-capacity boxer shorts are also part of the problem... Mandatory enviro-friendly green thongs would go a long way to making the TSAs job more enjoyable. If you disagree and refuse to wax...you sir...are a Hairorrist.
Ok well it's true...my vids are not as mentally ill as his. "I trust you!" If I had the upper body strength....maybe. Awesome Videos - YouTube G
Desperate times call for desperate measures. However, I'm afraid that the worst is yet to come... The true test of your resolve will be when they come to your house, looking for your long johns, and you have to answer the door naked from the waist down, and proclaim in a convincing voice, "I don't have any pants!"
If someone grabbed my lady; I'd remember how to hurt people. Just to train him to stand real still as she slapped him silly.
If I loaded 30 (2 1/2 dozen) pickled eggs into my stomach and some of those y2k3 pickled turnips into my guts...I assure you...when SHTF...it'll be classified a bio attack. They might get the long johns...but it'll be mutually assured disgustion. HUZZAH!