Weight Loss Made Easy

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 27, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    weight loss made easy

    A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"

    "Ten pounds," he replies.

    "We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.

    About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”

    The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!

    That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."

    "We’ll send someone over."

    The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!

    That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"

    "Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."

    The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"

    About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    lol [peep]
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    lol [peep]
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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