Weird Dreams

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Feb 23, 2017.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Why is it that a firearm never works properly in a dream? I pull the trigger and nothing. Ever. *scratches my head* [afro]
     
  2. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    I have had that one too, but my knives work just fine!
     
  3. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    The machete, knives and axe always work fine in the dream and it is a glorious death as I get ripped apart by hordes of demons while standing on a pile of demon corpses. Damn just the thought of makes me want to take a nap!
     
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  4. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    My Holly wood gun always works and never run out of ammo
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Waugh!! Now THERE is an alternative reality for you!!
     
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  6. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    You know, they say dreams are our subconscious coming out. I could analyze this but would probably get in trouble. :p
     
  7. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Did you dream you loaded it first? if not...theres your problem.
     
  8. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    In mine, the .45 is loaded, cocked and ready, but the trigger won't budge!
    Then there are the two where I don't remember the dream at all, but wake up feeling like I need to load more magazines!
    I loaded 3 more for the battle rifle and did not have that dream any more!
     
  9. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Same reason I guess that when I am having the chasing/running dream, I am running and running and running but I can never catch the monster to rip it's head off and drink it's blood.

    As to loading more magazines, one of the voices in my head keeps saying I have enough ammo and magazines loaded. I don't think he is quite right in the head.
     
  10. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    Dam if you seen some of my night terrors you mite not sleep
     
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Maybe a subliminal clue that you need to buy more ammo....and bacon. ;)
     
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  12. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    At least I don't have those reoccurring dreams I had when I was a kid. The ones where I dreamt I was peeing. Oh no!
     
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  13. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    I dreamt a few weeks ago that I was at a Michael's craft store which was also a thrift store and was HUGE like Costco huge, and I of course went to check out the books and video games section, and some older guy wanted to know what I thought was the best game series ever, and I honestly answered Final Fantasy, and he goes on this rant about how it's the (Super) Mario Bros series that is the best in the history of video gaming, and everyone who thinks differently is stupid/worthless, but he's not gonna judge them or nothing, because it's not his business...
     
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  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    According to the industry experts at m4dreamcarbine.not this will happen 100% of the time unless your dream weapon is a Colt, BCM, or KAC. Make sure you keep it cleaned and run it wet if it's a DI AR weapon and consider dreaming with an AK or FN/FAL instead. Also, avoid cheap ammo, because it's a dream and ammo is free, so stick with Federal and IMI, etc..
     
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  15. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    I've never had a weapon failure in a dream. Real life? That's a horse of a different color;)
     
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  16. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    Dude! Everytime I have the same dream. Jams, FFT, everything that could go wrong does.

    I wake up amd clean my pistols .....
     
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  17. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Genius response. :D
     
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  18. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    My dreams seem as though I'm seeing life, through the eyes of some one else, in another part of the world.
    Ones that are weird, seem as though my brain is trying to make sense of more than one input at a time , like superimposing one movie over another, on the same screen, but from the first person perspective.
    Not all evens are traumatic ,and not all events are remembered, unfortunately.
    Events of being attacked end at that moment usually . However I have never been armed in any event .
    Last night I was given a phone number and woke up and wrote it down ,but I'm not calling it with out knowing who it is.
     
  19. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Weird dream #2. I'm playing Texas Hold-Em. I flop like 4 aces. Betting and raising throughout the table. I'm thrilled because I know all the chips are mine. After the river I throw my cards over to discover I have nothing! The cards are different. Oh no!
    *waits for analyzation* [afro]
     
  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I used to have a dream where I ran out of ammo..... and then went to hand to hand fighting with the enemy. One late night, right after coming off a 4 month mission, I had rolled over and had the wife pinned down and was ready to strike...... that was close to getting myself in trouble... she yelled and awoke me.... it was not the first time I had done weird things in my sleep. Never liked that dream afterwards for sure...... took me a few years to clear up those kinds of things after my last tour. Side note, I don't patrol the house as much anymore in the middle of the night, doing security sweeps. Ahh the life now days.... the dogs do the patrolling. :)
     
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