we're all gonna die

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by CATO, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Anyone have data on the last time these two events occurred simultaneously?

    Nasa warns solar flares from 'huge space storm' will cause devastation - Telegraph

    Before It's News

    Let's see, take my 22, divide by 7, add 1.618...ahhh. I'll ask my computer in my best James Tiberius Kirk voice:


    YEAR FLARE MAG Natural disaster
    -11 -22
    2013 X X
    2002 X
    1991 X X - Earthquake during world series...we're on to sumthin
    1980 X
    1969 X X - Hurricane Camille, Feb noreaster
    1958 X
    1947 X X - Hillary Clinton born...I'm convinced!!
    1936 X
    1925 X X
    1914 X
    1903 X X

    So, if the world didn't end in 1991, 1969, 1947, 1925, 1903....why now??

    It's no damn wonder I won't let my kid out of the house without a helmet, elbow pads, and a whistle. I've been brainwashed.
  2. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    You let him out---I keep mine inside, windows sealed/duct taped, and sand bags stacked everywhere--[winkthumb][LMAO]
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    We didn't have anywhere near the amount of electronics we do now 15-20 years ago. This is why previous solar flares did not cause as much damage. Add to this the fact that the coming solar activity is seriously expected to be severe, and there could very well be disastrous effects for the economy, travel, and electric grid. I don't even need to mention the HAARP array, with similar stations set up all over the globe...

    We shouldn't live in fear because something *might* happen, but it would be wise to plan accordingly.
  4. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    i keep wondering about haarp and all those critters that fall down dead for no reason
    not to mention the rise in tectonic activity the last couple years
    aint they usin haarp to see below the ground?
    and to try and alter weather patterns
    kinda worries me a bit
  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Bring it on!

    I'll have the house tinfoiled prior to that time.

    Wonder if we need them popup timers like in the turkeys.

    I'll be basting with Drambuie
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  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    we could get a lot of tinfoil and saran wrap and make some huge capacitors
    collect those emp charges and store them for power later on
    capacitors are quite easy to make, somethin to consider
  7. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Why? What calculations were used to arrive at the conclusion? Earthquakes have a scale to determine magnitude to allow one to compare one earthquake to another. What makes this future event more severe than 1991...or any of the other combo years?

    Is the severity the same, but we just have more gizmos?

    I'm not trying to be argumentative, but, I'm highly skeptical of scientists these days.
  8. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Well I am no scientist, but I have been reading the scientific studies for many years now, ranging from the "x-period cycle" of activity to galactic alignment (hoaxes and studies by NASA) and max gravity and polar shifting (again hoaxes as well as real scientific studies) and the sky is falling....

    Seriously, if 2012 doesn't either wipe humanity out on the surface or transform us into pure energy glowpops I am gonna be brutally pissed because there's just no way I can eat this much freeze dried food if I am not starving. But I will get over it.

    Oh, yeah. Proof. You know, there's tons of it -as far as science goes anyway. I am not qualified to object to what some douchebag with a masters in astrophysics has to say. There's TONS of evidence and common sense to support the claim that it's MORE dangerous NOW than it was 20 years AGO...like I said, technology has changed, brother. That ALONE should be enough to support the claim. If you want clear pictures of King Zeus' butthole as he comes at us with his pitchfork, visit some science websites. I'm tired. ;)

    Look -Google search "2013 sun explosion" 2013 sun explosion - Google Search -wow that was tough. :)

    There are a lot of CRAZY morons out there who get an 3r3c7i0n every time they think about the world ending. I have come to the conclusion that these folks are actually lizard people who want to eat your brains and mate with your womenfolk. (I was kidding), they are stupid and need to seek professional help. The GALACTIC ALIGNMENT may only be a theory, and it is most likely a HOAX to claim it will occur in 2012, but I am not going to pretend I actually believe the official government psy-ops campaign, either. Fluoridated water is quite real, and so is lithium and radioactive isotopes and Monsanto chemicals. If I drank that garbage, I would believe the government, too. Heck, I would be singing in the streets, completely content with the fact that 50% of my paycheck is taken away while my sister gets addicted to cocaine and becomes an alley attraction and I blame her for being lazy and not getting a real job because I listen to Rush Limbaugh and Hannity and play golf and feel good about being self absorbed and shallow and addicted to 2 minute beer commercials and football...sh*t where was I?

    Oh yeah, HAARP. Never let a perfectly good catastrophe go to waste.
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  9. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    But, with all of the technology, weather stations, satellites, and CRAY supercomputers available, we still can't reliably predict the weather with any degree of certainty over a period of time.

    Similarly, look at all the fudging of data by scientists who are true-believers in global warming. They know it to be true, but the data don't support it, so they'll just massage it a little.

    Scientists do this all the time...I see it everyday.

    All we have to believe this gloom/doom prediction are the numbers scientists give us. We cannot prove or disprove their theories.

    I know what you mean about the food...you can always give it to old folks.
  10. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Very true...but, the atmospheric weather is not quite the same as the vacuum of space, although trend forecasting is virtually identical, so I see your point.
    EXACTLY. I always look at the funding. If the Ford Foundation or any other globalist/CIA fund is donating money to the research, chances are it's bunk. There are a lot of great peer reviews, though...but again many of these scientists are leeches and will suck just about anything to stay alive. It's gross, really.
    I am sorry? [dunno]
    Well, we *could* if we had a few million bucks and half a clue about how to plug in most of the equipment. We could hire Jodie Foster to try and speak to the aliens, but she might be expensive. At least one of us would have to pretend to be a devout Liberal. I am sorry, I meant to say "you".

    Cool. Shipping to Ghrit sometime in 2013, then. :oops:
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  11. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Ready to receive -- [beat] (y)
  12. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Be careful, I heard once that Green IS PEOPLE!!
  13. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Who said dat?
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  14. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    soylent green?
  15. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Isn't that the concentrated degreaser in the spray bottle? That stuff smells FUNKY! [respect]
  16. radpug

    radpug Monkey+

    No worries unless the poles reverse at the same time of a mega solar
    Storm, then were all dead.

    Until then wait for the super volcano, coming out of old faithful.
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