What about your wife?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Aug 6, 2017.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    That's probably the reason why my Mrs Right, will eventually become my Mrs Ex (her first name changes to "Finally" when that happens).;)
  3. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Seedless Mandarin oranges !!
    ? Know the rest of the joke ! ?
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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    What is it?
  5. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    If Momma aint happy nobody is happy
  6. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Happy wife, happy life.
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  7. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    No wife happy life.
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  8. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Always two sides to a coin...
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  9. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Not necessarily true. She can be happy and you not so much. Unhappy wife, unhappy life, that is always true.
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  10. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    You are so profound, @Airtime. Guess old Ben Franklin did not deem to define whose life. Maybe wisely so?
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