Recently, I started reading ‘The Creature from Jekyll Island,’ by G. Edward Griffin. It is an expose of the American Federal Reserve Banking system. After just two chapters I am already dangling between outrage and nausea. Griffin opens his book by republishing an article originally published in 1957 from British humor magazine, ‘Punch.’ Q. - What are banks for? A. - To make money. Q. - For the customer? A. - For the banks. Q. - Why doesn’t bank advertising mention this? A. - It would not be in good taste. But it is mentioned by implication in references to reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts. That is the money they have made. Q. - Out of the customers? A. - I suppose so. Q. - They also mention Assets of $500,000,000 or thereabouts. Have they made that too? A. - Not exactly. That is the money they use to make money. Q. - I see. And they keep it in a safe somewhere? A. - Not at all. They lend it to customers. Q. - Then they haven’t got it? A. - No. Q. - Then how is it Assets? A. - They maintain that it would be if they got it back Q. - But they must have money in a safe somewhere? A. - Yes, usually $500,000,000 or thereabouts. This is called Liabilities. Q. - But if they’ve got it, how can they be liable for it? A. - Because it isn’t theirs. Q. - Then why do they have it? A. - Because it has been lent to them by customers. Q. - You mean customers lend banks money? A. - In effect. They put money into their accounts, so it really is lent to the banks. Q. - And what do the banks do with it? A. - Lend it to other customers. Q. - But you said that money they lent to other people was Assets? A. - Yes. Q. - Then Assets and Liabilities must be the same thing? A. - You can’t really say that. Q. - But you just said it. If I put $100 into my account the bank is liable to have to pay it back, so it’s Liabilities. But they go and lend it to someone else, and he is liable to have it to pay it back, so it’s Assets. It’s the same $100, isn’t it? A. - Yes. But . Q. - Then it cancels out. It means, doesn’t it that banks haven’t really any money at all? A. - Theoretically.. Q. - Never mind theoretically. And if they haven’t any money, where do they get their Reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts? A. - I told you. That is money they have made. Q. - How? A. - Well, when they lend your $100 to someone they charge him interest. Q. - How much? A. - It depends on the bank rate. Say 5.5%. That’s their profit. Q. - Why isn’t it my profit? Isn’t it my money? A. - It’s the theory of banking practice that . Q. - When I lend them my $100 why don’t I charge them interest? A. - You do. Q. - You don’t say. How much? A. - It depends on the bank rate. Say half a percent. Q. - Grasping of me rather? A. - But that’s only if you’re not going to draw the money out again. Q. - But of course, I’m going to draw it out again. If I hadn’t wanted to draw it out again I could’ve buried it in the garden, couldn’t I? A. - They wouldn’t like you to draw it out again. Q. - Why not? If I keep it there you say it’s a Liability. Wouldn’t they be glad if I reduced their Liabilities by removing it? A. - No. Because if you remove it they can’t lend it to anyone else. Q. - But if I wanted to remove it they’d have to let me. A. - Certainly Q. - But suppose they’ve already lent it to another customer? A. - Then they’ll let you have someone else’s money. Q. - But suppose he wants his too. and they’ve let me have it? A. - You’re being purposely obtuse. Q. - I think I am being acute. What if everyone wanted their money at once? A. - It’s the theory of banking practice that they never would. Q. - So what banks bank on is not having to meet their commitments? A. - I wouldn’t say that. Q. - Naturally. Well, if there’s nothing else you think you can tell me .? A. - Quite so. Now you can go off and open a banking account. Q. - Just one last question. A. - Of course. Q. - Wouldn’t I be better to go off and open up a bank? After reading Griffin Armed Robbery will forever strike you as a honest man’s form of theft.