What are you listening to? (ongoing participation thread)

Right now, I am listening to an Idiot Weekend Warrior, out for a Sunday morning Cruise, who got himself out in 50 Knt North Winds at the south end of Lynn Canal (a 70 Mile long North/South 4 mile wide Fjord, who is taking on water from waves over the gunnels, and NO Bilge Pump that works.... The USCG is sending out a 45' Fast Response Boat to go get this Dufus, and his party, but it is about 3 hours out... Just plain DUMB, but yea, we get those up here, and mostly they live....