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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

    Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

    The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

    He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

    A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'

    The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'

    Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here? '

    From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'

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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A Bad Day
    A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble

    making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to

    the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

    The poor little guy starts crying.

    'Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.

    I can't stand to see a man crying.'

    'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.

    I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

    When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

    I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

    So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and

    then you show up and drink the damn poison.'
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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