What Is Celibacy?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    What is Celibacy????
    Celibacy can be a choice in life,
    or a condition imposed by circumstances .
    While attending a Marriage Weekend,
    Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare,

    “It is essential that husbands and wives
    know the things that are important to each other.”

    He then addressed the men .
    “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

    Frank leaned over,
    touched Ann’s arm gently,
    and whispered,
    “Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn’t it ?”

    And thus began
    Frank's life of celibacy ...
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Hazy Davey

    Hazy Davey Monkey+

    Yeah.....that will do it!:mad:
  4. IndieMama

    IndieMama Monkey+++

    I actually wouldn't care if my husband said this.
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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