What is wrong with this picture?

Discussion in 'The Green Patch' started by Ganado, Dec 12, 2015.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    HInt: The picture was taken today!

    This mantis should have laid eggs and died by now. Tough little sucker. We will probabbly get our 1st freeze (31F) to night.
  2. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep

    If you run across any unhatched egg sacks, Can you send them to me?PLEEEASE?
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  3. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    LOL... Catch her and bring her inside @Ganado ;)
  4. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Maybe she couldn't find a boyfriend to munch on.
  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    How like praying mantis females are some preying human females....probably explains why I'm single and still alive...:cautious:
  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    A word comes to mind 'Succubus'
    I have seen Gator's out in February when the temp was 38 degrees, I was surprised to see this.
  7. Aeason

    Aeason Monkey

    Sounds like my first wife
  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  9. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Trees here are starting to bud out.
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  10. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Like all women... I'm sure she has a plan when it gets cold.... right @Ganado ,@ditch witch and @Motomom34 ?

    When all the men are freezing, dying or dead.... she'll be cozy and warm in some hidey hole she already has prepared... who knows... there may be an unsuspecting male in there who made himself at home and she'll have a nice time and meal before she hits the sack for the winter ;)

    Have a great Saturday all!....

    Take Care and God Bless,


    PS... oh and all you males out there... best to sleep with one eye open this winter... LOL....
  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    @Bear you better keep one eye open while you are hibernating ;) or some female is gonna come along, invade your bear den and cuddle up to you for the winter.:D:rolleyes:
  12. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus



  14. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

  15. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    LOL @Ganado .... no worries... just let yourself in... but try not to wake me up when you come invading ;)

    I'll be dreaming of the first picture below.... but.... it'll probably be more like the second ... LOL...


  16. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  17. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    This whole thread just made my day.
  18. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    So naturally, I had to post this...

  19. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    Deer Trap 2.

    Can't seem to trap a hog, but in two days, an eight point. No, I let him go.
  20. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Out of season, or just not hungry?;)
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