What to do... 1. Kill a few Flies 2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour. 3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow. Here are a few examples...
Ok, beats my being bored by a LARGE margin! A few flies you say? Looks like you wiped out an small airforce! ( I am NOT going to ask how they managed to get that way!) In school I used to shoot them out of the air with rubber bands... The Principal and I were on a first name basis... Me= Not YOU again! Him= Ah, yesss sir! LOL!!!
Yes, this is how I nearly failed Algebra I. Thanks for the memories!!! (the one with the flies kicking back on the beach is a good one!)
Hahaha...... That's funnier than the 'Trophy Wall' my friend down in the basement had in his cubicle at one time. We had an ant infestation problem, and the admin did not believe it was as bad as we claimed. Well, Keith would kill some ants, put them on clear tape and put the tape onthe edge of his cube door. When the 'bug guy' finally came by, he asked us to show him how bad the ant problem was. Keith had 120 ants at the final tally........ [rofllmao]
I almost LOST a good job by catching and taping bugs up on the wall! Everyone else thought it was a riot, except for the BOSS! Some people have No sense of humor!
My boss would kill me if he caught me doing that! Yesterday I heard a goat crying... went out to the barn... had to help deliver some kids from a first time doe. Had to get my hand up in there and get things right, and pull it out. Got all gooey. When I got back in the office, I was in trouble. I had to scold myself severely for slacking off... I'm my own boss... That is some excellent fly art, if I say so myself!!!
Simple humour is best, and 'fly art' is simple humour at it's best! I attended a friend of my mother's birthday luncheon once, at a ritzy Italian restaurant. Most were from her office. We were enjoying our meal when one guy finds a bug in his food! Being curious, once we called for the manager, he begins 'disecting' it with his fork and knife. Turns out he's a doctor. The manager was horrified - and it got worse when one lady quips, "Should we tell him we are from the HEALTH DEPARTMENT...?" We all laughed - the doc got a new meal, and we smoothed the manager's ruffled feathers. [rofllmao] It was a flying bug, not a roach, thank Goodness - things happen!
