What will the neighbors think....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

    "Probably that I married you for your money."

  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :eek: Now that 's just plumb cruel. [nono]
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  4. Aptus

    Aptus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Haha his wife [own] him.
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