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What will the neighbors think....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 6, 2006.

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

[whistle2]

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CRC, Jan 6, 2006

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ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

Now that 's just plumb cruel.

Never argue with an idiot, people can't tell you apart.

ghostrider, Jan 7, 2006

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Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Jan 8, 2006

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Aptus Monkey+++ Founding Member

Haha his wife him.

Aptus, Jan 9, 2006

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