What Women Need

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  1. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    do rate a kilt!! Just need to work on the chubby..
     
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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yep, for stealing her skirt....:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I was disturbed by some discussion about 'feeling' vs 'thinking' the other day. And to be clear. Men need to be in thinking mode but its different for women. Its a basic biological difference in the way we are made. So below are some very funny and that explain some differences between men and women. Hope you enjoy these.

    How Women Think Part 1 of 2: What Focus?


    How Women Think Part 2 of 2: Multi-Tasking During Sex


    How Women Speak Part 1 of 3: There is NO point


    How Women Speak Part 2 of 3: Life-Threatening Details


    How Women Speak Part 3 of 3: It's All About Flow


    How Women Feel Part 1 of 2: Crashing The System


    How Women Feel Part 2 of 2: The Rage Monster


    How To Change a Woman: The Slightest Criticism Will Do


    How To NOT Change Men: Why Criticism Doesn't Work
     
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  4. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    What is this "thinking" that you speak of?
     
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  5. Ganado

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    Its in the overall context of the video's, She discusses how important men's opinions are .... how men have opinions based on well thought out beliefs and experiences. The male brain is wired for logic. Lots of white matter for physical superiority less grey matter and connective areas to transmit thoughts and emotions. So physically men are designed to compartmentalize and make decisions based on thinking and rational.

    In contrast women's brains are designed for emotions. Emotions are important to us as a man's opinion is important to him. Men need their opinions respected (dont typically have to agree but you do need to respect them) by the same token women need their emotions respected (you dont have to understand them just respect them)

    She shows this when she talks about the difference between hunter gather er societies. Eg caveman and cavewoman.

    Hope that answers your question @chimo I could write a book on this but trying to keep the post simple.
     
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  6. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    I believe one key ingredient is missing...before you can understand how men think (if we do at all), you first have to identify which brain we are doing our thinking with. The thought processes spawned by Brain A (the traditional brain) are quite different from the thought processes spawned by Brain B (aka the lil one-eyed wonder), which tends to shut down Brain A when in play by limiting its blood supply.

    Additionally, the necktie factor must be considered, since it can also impact the blood supply to Brain A.
     
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  7. Ganado

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    Yes physical eye catching phenomena makes the traditional brain shut down in men temporarily. lol

    Its a good mechanism for slowing you down sometimes in your action plan ;)

    I think men are amazing, different than women (Thank God!) but still amazing. Women need men's strength and rational thinking to counter balance our thinking and emotions.

    The thing that gets in the way is oxytocin and how our bodies metabolize it differently.

    Oxytocin is teh bonding hormone. When you have an orgasim it gets released into your body, women also get it when we breast feed babies. IF they ever figure out how to synthetically make this stuff we are doomed.

    When a man orgasms he has the Oxycontin in his body and is bonded for a couple of days. Women its closer to 2 weeks. So literally a woman is bonded to a man for 2 + weeks after sex. If you think of the caveman cave woman scenario this makes sense. Have sex with a man and only one then once your body knows its not pregnant it releases you from the bonding created by Oxycontin. Same with breast feeding babies, the woman is bonded to the baby. It ensures survival of the species.

    Ok enough basic body chemistry. I know you were teasing but there is some truth to all the jokes ;)
     
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  8. Ganado

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    That is because your biology is wired for heterosexual
     
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  9. Airtime

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    They have figured out how to synthesize it. You can buy 4 and 8 oz bottles at any good farm store!
    Enjoy.

    AT
     
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  10. Ganado

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    wut!! the name of it ????

    @Airtime how do you know all the good drugs? ;)
     
  11. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Not suggesting anything. I repeat, I am not suggesting, implying, hinting, inferring, attributing.... My brother in law has a hog operation and uses oxytocin with his sows!

    I have given sows oxytocin injections and I promise I wasn't trying to bond with them... I swear.
     
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    ....that WOULD explain a few things...:cautious:
     
  13. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    More like, many sides.
     
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    and Very Long Memories.....
     
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  15. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I quite agree that women are beautiful and amazing. But even as a man I can understand homosexuality, at least in women.
    In fact, if I had the body for it, I would definitely be a lesbian.
     
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