What Women Need

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  1. Ganado

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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    His cat has thumbs????? :eek:
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I want that sandwich she is eating....the breast made me think that. :ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. Ganado

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    lol I know .... you are.... different [LMAO][fnny] you wanted her to make you that samich!
     
  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    That would be a bonus..... especially if she was.....forget it... I will just get into trouble. [sayno]
     
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  6. Hanzo

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    Not a kilt, but I am often dressed like this.

    Can even get stuff like a SAK and flashlight tucked into the "waistband."
     
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    Don't worry, I won't show the lavalava on commando hanzo. As @Bear would say, TMI!
     
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  10. Yard Dart

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    Like Pabst is even a beer..... lol. :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Ganado

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    If the men have to wear school uniforms like .... kilts. I would agree to baby sit :Ď
     
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  13. Ganado

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    A man on his Harley motorcycle was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

    The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

    The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.”

    The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
     
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  14. AxesAreBetter

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    Most of the itch comes from it not being pure wool in my experience.
     
  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Wool doesn't bother me at all. Best blanket I have is a rough wool.
     
  16. AxesAreBetter

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    I wear a proper length (haha) kilt shirt when I wear mine. Which is to say that I wear a normal 18th century shirt with it. I have been amazed at how well a kilt adapts to 100+ to 10ish degree weather. I try to keep mine in a B.O.B. when I'm not wearing it.
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG] Note: grumpy old man ;) still doing the right thing xoxo[​IMG]
     
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