I tease my friends often about what i would do if i was president. However i would probably get impeached rather quickly. I would hunt buffalo in Yellowstone national park. I would use the secret service to help me pickup on babes, telling them it would be in service of their country. I would task the NSA to spy only on politicians and invite the national enquirer to publish what they learn. I would throw a bash at the white house that would blow away anything Andrew Jackson did. I would literally make fun of hairy reed ( not a typo) to his face and try to get him so mad he would take a swing at me. I would steal the queen of England's Britannia and use it as a fishing boat. It would be the two most wonderful weeks of my life. What would you do?