What would you do?!

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Yard Dart, Jan 13, 2015.


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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Cash is king.... I do not use my debit card for fun things that she might not be happy with, plus she is like the .gov and can track me if I use the card.
    Learned that lesson early in our marriage.... keep beer and toy cash on hand at all times. ;)
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  2. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    yall are soooo immature!!!!!!
     
    KAS, Jan 14, 2015
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [booze] Yes... yes we are......[chopper]
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  4. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    First, take a slow, long, deep breath. Exhale slowly. Repeat 4 more X. Ahhhhhhh. Feel better now? Relax your mind, let thoughts wander until you get to that special place......relax, relax....realize whatever you do, that your red-headed Irish gal will know or learn of very shortly after she gets back! Dunno how, but they seem to be psycho..errrr, psychic! :)

    Steak and baked 'tater sounds great. Stick with reasonable meat....ribeye, T-bone....over filet. Have sinfully rich dessert, too. Run around your house in underpants..or less (NO PICS!!! LOL). Scratch yourself in private places in your home. Burp out loud, F@rt all you like. Sharpen all knives in the house. Clean and oil all firearms. Do general housekeeping and cleaning. Accept the fact that you're pu@!#$ whipped if you gotta wait til your wifey is gone before you do anything! j/k!!!!

    Seriously, I think you know exactly what you want to do, how you want to do it and when......prairie dog it...yanno, gopherit. :)

    Kajun
     
    TXKajun, Jan 14, 2015
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  5. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    yd what r u doing now ????
    were have your hands been ????
     
    KAS, Jan 14, 2015
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  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Well the original intent of the thread was for fun.... what would you do for projects or activities under said circumstance..... though I do appriciate the ideas. So I came home early today..... and cleaned and lubed everything in the safe.... opsec says to not post pics of everything.... :)
    IMAG0231. IMAG0233. IMAG0237.
    IMAG0228. Diesel.

    At this time all the dogs are snoring, the fire is burning, I have a cocktail in hand, the house is quiet.....ahhhhhhh.
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  7. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    If it wasn't cold and raining, then running water underground to the greenhouse. Then paint the kitchen. But high humidity isn't good painting weather (good reason to move to Louisiana - she just hasn't caught on yet :) )
     
    techsar, Jan 14, 2015
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  8. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    food pics ... you got hanzo with u ???no ice cream

    booze ,guns and fire .... and no wife ... great night ...

    you got a wingdome near you...
     
    KAS, Jan 14, 2015
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  9. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    dont be telling all the great secrets about our little piece of heaven ...
     
    KAS, Jan 14, 2015
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  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    no ice cream... sorry KAS..

    Ran over to a local joint that has Irish Death beer and mighty tasty wings.... remembered halfway through eating to post a @Hanzo type pic :)
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  11. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    That cleaning kit is way too organized...
     
    JABECmfg, Jan 14, 2015
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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [chopper] OCD type of action there :rolleyes:
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I also got a nice little package in the mail from @Bear ... A new piece to add to the Bear cutlery set... a beautiful tossin knife. :)
    Pulled them all out and cleaned them up a bit.... Another project is to sharpen some other things like my daily carries, but ran out of energy for the night.
    IMAG0238.
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 14, 2015
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  14. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Day 1: buy new toys, aka gear. Day 2&3: solo bushcraft overnight to play with, aka test, said toys. Bring or get meat. Meat...fire...good!
     
    Hanzo, Jan 15, 2015
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  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Tomorrow will be gear day, to work on reconfiguring a few things and incorporating some recent items into our kit. And sadly, I will maybe have to do the dishes and get the house ready for momma bear.... that translates into going to the store and getting a nice bottle of wine. She will be coming in late... and has Friday off... might as well make the homecoming nice ;) I am no fool......... homecoming is like making up after a fight...:D
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 15, 2015
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  16. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    did bear make all the knives in that pick?
     
    KAS, Jan 15, 2015
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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Yes sir, he did :)
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 15, 2015
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  18. tedrow42

    tedrow42 Monkey+

    I have noticed that grown men are like children with more expensive and dangers toys and I am a 27 yo man.


    But to answer the question yd wanted. all you do is make a list of the things she said no to and start from there. Like bullet proofing under windows, new drywall some paint and 3/4 inch steel
     
    tedrow42, Jan 15, 2015
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  19. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    When it's time to move and you're selling the house, does advertising it as having bulletproofed defensive positions help with the resale value?
     
    JABECmfg, Jan 15, 2015
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  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Depending on the buyer.... it just might. I would be thinking "reinforced windows and walls" hmmm what else will I find, maybe that 3,000 sq ft loaded bunker in the backyard, long forgotten from days past. ;)

    Hey, a guy has to have dreams, right :)
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 15, 2015
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