What's for dinner?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Jun 24, 2012.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . .

    + Tourist: $ 8.00

    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    + Fried Explorer: $12.50

    + Grilled Republican $15.00

    + Baked Democrat $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

    "Republicans are only fifteen dollars. Why such a high price for the Democrats?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!"
     
    ditch witch, Sapper John and oth47 like this.
  2. goinpostal

    goinpostal Monkey+

    Comedians,and clowns were only $2.00 .

    Why?

    Cuz they taste funny!

    Matt
     
survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary
17282WuJHksJ9798f34razfKbPATqTq9E7