A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . . + Tourist: $ 8.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $12.50 + Grilled Republican $15.00 + Baked Democrat $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Republicans are only fifteen dollars. Why such a high price for the Democrats?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!"
