When finding a shelter some are better than others…

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jun 23, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    At least you could get drunk while you wait to die......and the alcohol might clean the wounds.:rolleyes:
  3. Icefoot

    Icefoot Monkey+

    A ready supply of pain killers for the aftermath while you bleed out from the glass shard wounds. :eek:
  4. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Ill have to test that one,
  5. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    LOL, believe I will pass by and hunt a culvert.
  6. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    IIRC, I read once that drunk people are less likely to be injured in car wrecks than their sober counterparts, and that when they are injured, their injuries are often less severe than those of sober people. The explanation behind this was that drunks' minds and bodies both have delayed reaction times, and their bodies are therefore often "limp" at the critical point of the wreck, which allows their bodies to better absorb the impacts (thus minimizing the damage.)

    If there's any truth to that, then getting sh!tfaced could actually increase your chances of surviving a tornado...
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  7. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    I'm guessing the actual sheltering area might be the big ol' beer cooler, in back. More than once, walk-in freezers/coolers, and bank vaults, have been the only things that survived a large storm.
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