When marriage ain't marriage...and divorce ain't divorce...oy vey meshugenah marriage

Discussion in 'Faith and Religion' started by chelloveck, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    B@stardry and bigamy...the dilemmas that are created when space age technology meets bronze age theology and thinking.

    The Jewish Press » » Who Misled Rav Chaim Kanievsky?
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2014
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Good thing I am NOT Orthodox Jewish.....
    tulianr and chelloveck like this.
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Being an atheist goy, married to my eventually to be divorced secular Jewish wife in a civil marriage ceremony, I think that the marriage celebrant's ownership of an I-phone would be the least of a rabbi's concerns. My eventually to be divorced wife and I,(we have been separated for 15 years) together with our three sons and two grandchildren will be joyously celebrating my mother in law's 99th birthday in five days time. My mother in law still thinks that my eventually to be divorced wife should marry a good Jewish doctor.:D
    tulianr and Witch Doctor 01 like this.
  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Your lack of commitment to the completion of the divorce perplexes me..... I have to ask why it has drag on so long. That just leaves one to be beat with a stick forever, essentially.... run. [gone]
    Georgia_Boy and chelloveck like this.
  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Chell likes[deadhorse]:sick:
  6. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Put that question in context with the pictures he typically posts in the Girls with Guns thread and the answer might be self evident.
    Like the rest of us, he is afraid of what he finds attractive. Being married gives him a reason to refrain from pursuing.

    Or maybe not. :)
    STANGF150 and chelloveck like this.
  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'm just a very tolerant and self sacrificing kind of guy....I'm probably saving some good Jewish doctor the experience of a catastrophic marriage. ;) My eventually to be divorced wife and I actually get along quite well together...we just can't stand living with each other. The fundamental incompatibility is Scrabble. She can't bear to lose a game, but she can't bear to win too easily. The difference between the two is so infinitesimal, that the suggestion to "play a game of Scrabble" invokes panic attacks on my part. :eek:
  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

  9. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Why do I think "play a game of scrabble" means Have Sex & Chelle is saying thought of it with his wife causes him panic attacks? o_O
    Yard Dart, chelloveck and Airtime like this.
  10. D2wing

    D2wing Monkey+

    Ovey, glad that the disciples decided that Gentiles did not have to convert to Judaism.
survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary