When you are having one of those "I hate my job" days... Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'