When you are having a "I hate my job" day...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Falcon15, May 5, 2011.

  1. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    When you are having one of those "I hate my job" days...

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

    You will notice that in small print there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

    Now, repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
    Yoldering, VisuTrac and Gafarmboy like this.
  2. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey+++

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