I really was at a loss as where to put this. It is pretty much true, and not very funny either when you think about it. It could have gone in the "election 2012" thread, or politics, or the inferno. The only reason I put it in humor, is because humor is all that keeps me from going insane and berserk on Washington DC and 545 total idiots. . Depressed? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Obama and Congress have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a "Suicide Hotline". I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're in deep do-do.....Kick Obama's ass out of our White House!