where to put this?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    I really was at a loss as where to put this. It is pretty much true, and not very funny either when you think about it. It could have gone in the "election 2012" thread, or politics, or the inferno. The only reason I put it in humor, is because humor is all that keeps me from going insane and berserk on Washington DC and 545 total idiots.
    Depressed? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
    your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
    Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
    your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised

    Today, Obama and Congress have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
    of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
    the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I
    called a "Suicide Hotline".

    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

    Folks, we're in deep do-do.....Kick Obama's ass out of our White House!
  2. jameskaysing

    jameskaysing Monkey

    yes john deere
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    You guys are never happy

    You guys are never happy.....

    It could be:

    Press 1 for Spanish
    2 for Arabic
    3 for Hebrew
    4 for rap English
    5 for stoner English (sub set of rap English)
    6 for Italian
    7 for Creole
    8 for Cajun
    9 for standard American English
  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I ALWAYS Press 0 for "Up Yours" and Hang up.... .... YMMV...
    Cephus, oldawg and Gator 45/70 like this.
  5. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Did you have to call from a liand line?
  6. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    I'm not allowed to do suicide help line work any more. No one told me I was suppose to stop them, not "help" them.
    TheyCall MeBruce, oldawg and BTPost like this.
  7. Ya I probably wouldn't be a good suicide hotline tech either... I'd tell they ain't got the guts :p
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