Where White Men Went Wrong

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
    The Chief nodded in agreement.
    The official continued," Considering all these event, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
    The Chief stared at the official for a minute then said,"When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
    Then the Chief leaned back and smiled,"Only white man stupid enough to think he could improve system like that."
  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    aint that the gods honest truth
  3. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Those old Indians....ahem, sorry, Native Peoples of North America sure were logical in their thinking.

    EDIT: pic wouldn't upload, so I'll just post the text:

    A wise old Indian said:
    Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.
  4. 44044

    44044 Monkey+++

    Look who is in charge

    Maybe we can change that
  5. Space Ghost

    Space Ghost Monkey+

    Love it!
  6. Metalsmith

    Metalsmith Monkey+

    Truer words have never been spoken.
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