Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued," Considering all these event, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the official for a minute then said,"When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex." Then the Chief leaned back and smiled,"Only white man stupid enough to think he could improve system like that."