White House Breakfast

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    White House Breakfast

    Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

    The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
    replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

    "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

    George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

    "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims.

    "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and then she
    storms away.

    Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers........."It's pronounced 'quiche.'
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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