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Who am I

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.

    As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.

    His wonder was cut short by BOB, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

    "Wow BOB, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the mailman comments.

    BOB, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.

    We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk
    around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

    The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

    "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.

    Then the women try to guess who it is."
    The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.”

    "Probably a good thing you did," BOB responds. " Your name came up seven times..."
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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