Who does all the work?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 23, 2007.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The population of this country is 300
    million.





    160 million are retired.





    That leaves 140 million to do the work.





    There are 85 million in school.







    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.







    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
    government.







    Leaving 15 million to do the work.







    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
    with killing Osama

    Bin-Laden.







    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.







    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who
    work for state and

    city

    Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the
    work.







    At any given time there are 188,000 people in
    hospitals.







    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.





    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.







    That leaves just two people to do the work.







    You and me.





    And there you are,





    Sitting on your ass,





    At your computer, reading jokes.





    Nice. Real nice
     
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Guffaw. And you are sitting at your computer, doing what? (Sending jokes, eh?) So, like the thread title asks, just who IS working?
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL][applaud]
     
  4. wildernessgal

    wildernessgal Backwoods is a callin'

  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    get back to work, my shoulders are getting tired [booze]
     
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