Who the $#^#$%@#$~~!!! is John Melvin Davis?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by VisuTrac, Oct 22, 2011.


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  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Poser and pole smoker with an Oedipus issue.

    that is all.

    carry on, nothing else to see here.
     
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  2. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    A convicted felon who couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was locked inside with a suppressed M-4,with a .22 cal conversion kit and 10,000 rounds of ammo...he also works part time as a poster child for late term,post-natal abortion.(but that's just for the drinking money!)
     
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  3. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    VisuTrac,I think I figured it out...his parents threw out the baby and raised the afterbirth by mistake...that the only thing I can think that it might be...
     
  4. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Anybody taking bets on how long it takes to get rid of little Johnny this time?
    What a PITA!
     
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  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Well, lost my personal bet. Well after dinnertime, and the little twerp is still in the Monkey Tree. [stirpot]
     
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  6. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Maybe a dose antibiotics they say that get's rid of the[applaud]
     
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  7. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    The only thing that he said that might not be "full of it" is the IPSC Columbia Conference. On the link below, if you go to the bottom, it says all people present signed and there is a John M. Davis on the left hand side 4th down. Now it only says "present" not shooters, so he could have only been there to serving food and drinks or been the official target putter upper and taker downer.

    IPSC :: Columbia Conference
     
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  8. OzarkRecluse

    OzarkRecluse Monkey+

    He goes around the different gun forums saying outrageous stuff. Usually posts a lot at one time before someone figures out who he is and bans him. A self-proclaimed expert you'd never want to listen to.
     
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  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Well, in his defense, John Melvin does liven up the boards for a day or two. Nice to get a little 'light entertainment' now and again. About once a month or so, when he goes off his meds and escapes The Home.......
    Then we spank him and send him packing.

    ;)
     
  10. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    NOW I won't be making that joke anymore...
    I used to tell people I'd escaped from the "home"...and was on VACATION, well that is until they caught me again!
    Sheesh!
     
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  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Damn it..!!! I was at the camp this weekend and missed out on Wheelbarrow Willie's antic's...Someone call me next time...Beats watching squirrel's eating my corn...ccc...
     
  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    You have to admit... he's more amusing than some of the liberal commentaries that get posted here for comment....;)
     
  13. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [AH][nothome][deadhorse]:lol:"Teeter" huh; I was in Chicago over the weekend and and missed it myself. His inimitable style is hard to miss:
    "Y'all are stupid; sta-hooo-pid; stooopid.. and not as "fast" az meeeeee! neener-neener"...
    Love it.(azzhat)
    [AH]

    [banplz]
    laff
     
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  14. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Hey next time: "he who will not be named" posts lets agree with him!
    [stirpot]:shock:[kneelsuckers]
    Quote "boogervault"
    "Ha! (with Your overwhelming lack of skills) Your measley firearms; don't stand a chance against my superior tactical employment of Airsoft "weapons"!ohno

    Monkey two-six:
    "OMG...You wouldn't uh really do that to us would you?"[respect]

    "Ha First I'll pop you in the eye: then I'll keep shooting until your eye lids swell up from welts and you are truly helpless![wannamesswitme][axe]

    "jeezus no!"[whiteflag]

    Then the final vicious but silent "Chihuahua attack.."[shtf]

    "Mommy..."[bow][bow][lolol][lolol]
     
  15. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Great idea Tango. Would be very interesting to see where he goes when agreed with.
     
  16. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Sounds fun but Im telling you Im positive I lost brain cell's, I wonder if a tin foil hat would help?
     
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  17. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Don't know about the tin foil hat, but a couple drinks before reading his posts makes it more tolerable and then agreeing with him will make it more interesting until he is banned again.
     
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  18. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Ye verily: Gunkids' paticular brand of "crazy" is not for the weak stomached; Abandon hope all ye who enter one of those threads.

    I would only recommend you do what I have tested on myself first : Start drinking heavily... Then: "meh" what's a few braincells between posts! besides Alcohol only kills off the weak/slow brain cells; thereby improving the herd.[aiw]:oops:;)
     
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  19. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    I see Melvin as being like the Nerdy Kid at high school, spouting wild BS to try to impress the Football Team. They coax him along for awile, all the while laughing at him as his stories get more grandiose. Eventually they tire of him and kick him out of the frat house. [aiw]
     
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  20. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    ...and then they stuff him into a wall locker!
    (Now that's weird!)
     
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