Who wants to be a millionaire

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sniper-66, Dec 19, 2005.


  1. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
    "No." She answered.
    I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
    "Yes." She replied.
    Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."



    That's the last thing I remember
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LOL
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL] :lol:


    I love it!
     
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Sounds like no [do-it] from the wife for you there Sniper :lol:
     
  7. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Nope, she is still healing from the kid and she is going to take the full recovery period that the doctor told her to, so day after tomorrow is the earliest, however, I have been remiss in doing my part, I haven't gotten myself neutered yet, so it is going to be even longer!
    Actually, we have to go through the above sequence every night. When I say "can I phone a friend" she cold cocks me and I am out like a light and sleep like a baby until wake up time!
    Matter of fact, what A-hole came up with that expression? Sleep like a baby, my ass! ;) [peep]
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member


    Best 135 USD I ever spent.
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Smart man.
     
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