My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember
Nope, she is still healing from the kid and she is going to take the full recovery period that the doctor told her to, so day after tomorrow is the earliest, however, I have been remiss in doing my part, I haven't gotten myself neutered yet, so it is going to be even longer! Actually, we have to go through the above sequence every night. When I say "can I phone a friend" she cold cocks me and I am out like a light and sleep like a baby until wake up time! Matter of fact, what A-hole came up with that expression? Sleep like a baby, my ass!
