Whopper sized eggs

Discussion in 'The Green Patch' started by TnAndy, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    One of our chickens has been laying some whopper eggs. This one was 94gr......Jumbo eggs start at 70.9gr, so this is right at 33% over minimum size for Jumbo. Won't come close to fitting in a Jumbo carton. The one on the left is a 50gr medium size egg.

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  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Wow! I'd love to make my fried eggs and rice breakfast with a couple of those!
  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Holy Crap!
    Few of those with a nice 12 oz Sirloin and home fries for breakfast would be awesome!
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  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Reckon that's a double yoker?
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  5. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Save up a dozen. Knock together an egg crate out of 1/2" wood strips. Then sell them on Craigslist for $148.00 each or $1628.00 per dozen.

    Call them "Mammoth Eggs". Explain that they are laid only by the genuine Giant-Egg Chicken, a rare and precious beast once kept exclusively for the culinary enjoyment of Emperors and Kings. Laying eggs far too large for any normal chicken, these ordinary-looking chickens are rumored to be the magical offspring of Rocs and Ostriches, and the sublime flavor of their eggs has been the subject of song and poetry for countless generations.

    To say nothing of their ability to cure baldness, restore failing vision, and confer Immortality upon any person so fortunate as to partake of one.

    Then give 'em a few bars of
    "Oh, My Chicken Laid Some Real Big Eggs (Do-dah! Do-dah!)".

    Tap dance a little, if you can.

    Then tell 'em you couldn't dance at all at 85, when you first tasted one.

    Caution: Do not take checks. Some people may not be entirely honest.
  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    You have to quit putting Miracle Grow in their water.
  7. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    You forgot to add “ads inches to your manhood” and ‘gives you the stamina of a coked up squirrel “
  8. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Yeah, there's the ticket!
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  9. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    I'll send you a dozen. You make up a YouTube sales video, we split the profits. :D
  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    There is a chicken with a vent that looks like a mac truck went through it. It was probably the one making the most noise in the coop as well.
  11. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I've got a hen that does that from time to time but there is just more white than the yoke you expect. they are so big you can't close a carton on them. no enhancement or improvement and still loosing hair.
  12. BenP

    BenP Monkey++ Site Supporter+

    We have some that lay big ones like that and at least one that lays double yolk eggs.
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  13. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    Yeah, some are double yolks, some single.
    I wonder....if a double yolk is fertilized, would it hatch twins ? Anybody know ?
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  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Nope , the double yolk if fertilized,only one yolk could developed , we have candled a twin yolk , as the chick grows in the egg using the white as food and also the rich second yolk . then there must be an air sack /area for the chick to move and crack the shell ,to tight and death , OR if candle and notice , we help it break out .
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  15. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I tried helping ,a few times didn't pay off.
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  16. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    It's hit a mis,
    Dog yesterday took down a doe , Should never come into the 6' Fenced area , they have more room than I use .
    So today i see the two bambi's deer on the road and there lost. Wife said the doe was lactating .

    NOW I have to bait the bambi's in .
    They are about 15" tall , spotted .
    WE have way to many up here .
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  17. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    2 Cajuns could take care of that....They work in teams you know...

    One holds the light...The other one choots!
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