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Why are we there?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Why are we there?

    Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?

    We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?

    Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still there?

    Their government is unstable, and they have loopy leadership. Why are we still there?

    Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there?

    The place is subject to natural disasters, which we are supposed to bail them out of. Why are we still there?

    There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand. Why are we still there?

    Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans. Why are we still there?

    We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?

    They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?

    It is becoming clear..

  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Truer words never spoken.
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Amen.......... cut it off and slide it in the Ocean
  5. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Thought it was New Orleans LMAO
  6. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Came up with the idea on another board that we could just set something similar to the Mason Dixon line at the Komifornia boarder and let the anti gunners have their own paradise there with gun laws to match England so that even the cops couldnt have guns and help relocat all the antis to their safe new paradise. In a couple of years when all the antis have been killed or inslaved by the criminals you just send in some troops to remove all the criminals and you have a nice new empty state and an end to the anti gun lobby.
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