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Why Drinking is bad for some....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, May 2, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself :
    Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
    Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
    Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
    Lady: "No, they open!"
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    [applaud] Sounds like my ex-wife, she was always a giver :lol: [gone]
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yeah....well there's a reason I drink tequila alone....


    I believe they wrote a song about the phenomenon?????? [LMAO]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :dunno:
    Makes your clothes fall off?
    :lol:
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    So I hear....somethin' like that.... [gone]
     
  6. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Hmmmm may I buy you a drink ? [gone] [LMAO]
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    shoulda been in Dallas...... :D


    Charlie enjoyed himself..... [angel]
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Is that more than we really wanted to know? [gone]
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    ewwwwwwww.....


    Charlie's like...my brother...!



    But the other women there?

    Buy them a drink and ask him what happens...... :D
     
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