Why Drinking is bad for some....

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"

 

Sounds like my ex-wife, she was always a giver

 

Yeah....well there's a reason I drink tequila alone....


I believe they wrote a song about the phenomenon??????

 

So I hear....somethin' like that....

 

Hmmmm may I buy you a drink ?

 

shoulda been in Dallas......


Charlie enjoyed himself.....

 

ewwwwwwww.....


Charlie's like...my brother...!



But the other women there?

Buy them a drink and ask him what happens......