Why guns are better than wemon

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by monkeyman, Feb 15, 2006.


  1. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I got this one in an email the other day and just had to pass it on.

    Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women ...


    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
    road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
    try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman:


    YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  3. Aptus

    Aptus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Lol, can't disagree. :lol:
     
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