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Why I don't have a cuckoo clock...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 19, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    or a husband.. ;)





    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why? He said,

    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
     
  2. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Now that is a husband with a sense of humor!!! Or knows he has a get out of jail free card now!
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: :lol:
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
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