Why I Got Fired

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Nov 25, 2006.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    On the last departmental picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) cup each person .......

    I was fired for ordering the cups.
  2. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    :eek: :D ;)
  3. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    I hope you at LEAST got one heck of a letter of reference that centered around your "ability to use creativity in the solution of problems"......ahahahahaaaa
  4. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Quigley, please tell me this is a joke..... if it's for real, I'm sorry you got fired but it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of in my life!
  5. WildBill

    WildBill Monkey+++

    Now that's what I call a beer glass.:D

  6. gillman7

    gillman7 Monkey+++

    Honest Boss, I'm not as think as you drunk I am........

    On second thought, maybe I am hooter than a drunk owl!
  7. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Always thinking aren't ya ;)

  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I think that's the first time I've ever heard of anyone being fired for cup size.

  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Dunno about fired, but I've seen some hired for that --[pop]
  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Color Me Surprised.

  11. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Especialy for to lage of a cup size. lol
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