Why I love my bartender...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 8, 2008.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . .

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I opened a Roth IRA and expect to be a millionaire when I retire.

    'Is that so! With an attitude he asked and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - And ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! '



    Moral of this story?

    GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! :)
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL][ROFL]
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [beer]
     
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