Why I need a new gun (Caution: This thread contains sensitive material)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Dunerunner, Dec 21, 2022.


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  1. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

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    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Cleaned your guns.
     
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  5. Wildbilly

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    Gonna take a lot of WD-40 to fix that...she is cute though!:)
     
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  8. Gray Wolf

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    I had a deal with my wife, I didn't complain when she wanted new computers, she didn't complain whenever I wanted another firearm. The firearms held their value better and didn't become obsolete anywhere nearly as fast as her computers!
     
  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    My shooting buddy once bought a new .40SW semiauto pistol for himself. His wife found it, liked it so much it immediately became her new pistol!
     
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  10. BTPost

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    That happened to me, also… Once AlaskaChuck wrapped her hands on my Browning HiPower, It became “Her Gun” until I bought her the Dam Wesson Stainless Pistol-Pak in .357 Mag… She likes that better than the Browning HiPower, so I got it back…
     
  11. Gray Wolf

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    We both had stainless steel Ruger Security Six revolvers. Hers was a 4", mine a 2 1/2". She had Pachmayer grips, mine had Roper grips. She picked up mine one day, and said "I want these grips." When I hesitated because I really liked the Roper grips She reminded me of my marriage vows. "Remember when we got married (10 years earlier), You promised to endow me with all your worldly possessions, and I WANT these grips on my revolver". Guess what happened next? It involved Gray Wolf and a screwdriver!
     
  12. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    My Security Six has oversized wood grops of unknown make. I found it in a pawnshop, and those grips had been sanded, looked hideously ugly. But they felt so good, like they were made for my XXL sized hands! The pawnshop guy was actually apologizing for the ugly grips! I couldn't tell him they were a big part of why I bought it.
    A good overall sanding and staining/refinishing had them looking good!
     
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